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I'm just an average dude trying to live life to my fullest.

… And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this:

”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.

(Source: , via lmaogtfo)



Your parents are like “Close your eyes”

And you’re like “Let me see”

(Source: lmaogtfo.me, via lmaogtfo)